Welcome back to the inner workings of a mind full of sawdust and a couple of other things left by the elephants. Here you will find this clown's view of people, politics, religion and other no-no topics all seen with an eye toward the humerous. I hope you enjoy yourself, but be careful for laughter has been known to make a clown's day. Willy Nilly







Monday, February 22, 2021

 

Laughing Your Way to Heaven

A blurb in USA Today reports that children laugh an average of 400 times a day while adults laugh 15 times a day. If anything, that latter number seems high to me. I know a few folks who apparently haven’t laughed since the Truman administration. But then again life is hard and no one gets a free ride and perhaps some people think that laughter is a sign that you don’t take life seriously enough.

So I ask myself, Why do children laugh so much? I think it’s because no one has told them not to. They laugh because they haven’t yet learned to doubt everything they hear and see. The world still amazes them. Watch a child long enough and you’ll see him giggle over a ladybug and clap his hands with glee when the cat nuzzles up against him. Somewhere I read that angels fly because they take themselves lightly and God seriously. Our problem is nearly the exact opposite. We take ourselves so seriously (I wonder who the next president will be?) that we don’t have time to laugh at anything. Laughter is for kids. Right, and the other part of the statement is true, too. We get so wrapped up in our own affairs that we forget that God is God and we’re not. Children have no problem taking God seriously, which is why Jesus said you need the faith of a child to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Do you think we will laugh in heaven? Yes, of course we will.

I should also mention that laughter is good for the body as well as the soul. Dr. Lee Berk of the Loma Linda School of Medicine says that laughter plays a role in promoting good health. Laughter helps produce NK cells, which fight infections, including pneumonia and bronchitis. Laughter also suppresses the release of cortisol, a hormone that weakens the immune system. Laughter raises the body’s pain threshold and acts as a muscle relaxer. It also increases circulatory capacity and strengthens organs, helping the body to become more resistant to infection while boosting energy levels.

The article had a headline that said, “If you want to live longer, die laughing.” That’s nice, but Solomon said it better in Proverbs 17:22, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”

Underneath all this is a huge theological truth that we keep bumping up against. As long as we believe that everything depends on us, we don’t have time to relax, much less to laugh. But if we believe in the prevenient grace of God, we can take time to chuckle because we know that the future rests in his good hands. Once again the Bible is proved true. A merry heart doeth good like medicine, a little child shall lead them, and having been saved by grace, we will enter heaven laughing with eternal joy

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety seven today, and we don’t know where the hell she is.

Yo’ momma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma is so ugly there are going to move Halloween to her birthday.

Yo’momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo’ momma is so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo momma is so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters

Yo momma is so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe

Yo momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out the “W”’s

Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma is so nasty she joined the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse: war, pestilence, death, famine, and Yo’ momma

Yo momma is so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Life in Christ Circus Syllabus for 2016              (schedule my change)
Tuesdays
                            Theme                                                                   Activity
Feb 3              Assign clown reports                                             Watcch Kenny Aherns                                
                        CITSC  chapter 1                                                     beginning balloons
                                   

Feb 10           Clown reports                                                         Watch “how to be a Clown”-
                        CITSC  chapter 2                                                     makeup. Scarf juggling 
                                                                                                            plus more balloons
                                                                                                            Watch Laurel and Hardy

Feb. 17          Watch “Leave’ em Laughing”   (this is an hour and 40 min movie)                                                                                

Feb. 24          Types of clowns                                                      Watch “how to be a clown”                    
                       CITSC chapter 6                                                      costumes Clown makeup
                                                                                                            Watch dentist sketch
                                                                                                           

Mar. 3           Christology of Clown Ministry                            Watch Lucy episode         
                        CITSC chapter 5                                                      Play “treasurer box”
                                                                                                            More makeup

Mar. 10         Christology of Clown Ministry                            watch Silent Clowns:                                 
                        CITSC chapter 3                                                      Charlie Chaplin.

Mar. 24         The Body as Communication                              Watch “How to be a clown –                  
                       CITSC conclusion                                                    skills. Mime it up exercise
                                                                                                            Intro to gag writing

Mar. 31         Practice Makeup    (bring your makeup)         Beholding exercise
                                                                                                           

Apr. 7           Gag/Skit writing                                                     practice LICC skits
                                                                                                            Costume ideas


Apr. 14          Clown worship                                                        practice LICC skits

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

This is the "Life in Christ Circus" Lewisburg Alley on the day of their graduation from clown college.  From left to right we have "Karnie", "Lilly-Belle", "Willy", "Ethyl" (she's a gas) and "Gracie Gooseberry."  Everyone had to write an original sketch for graduation and they were superb, real fun to perform.  We look forward to coming to your church soon!!

Monday, November 18, 2013

Welcome to the “Life in Christ Circus”

Christ Clown College is taking applications for anyone interested in Christian Clowning.  The class meets on Tuesdays from 6:30pm – 8:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church 511 N. Commerce St. Lewisburg, Ohio 45338. This is a 20 week course beginning Jan. 13, 2053. Graduation will take place on May 17, 2015 on Holy Humor Sunday at Trinity Lutheran Church.  Classes will be taught by Pastor Brent Cavendish (Willy Nilly).  Pastor Brent is a graduate of the “Life in Christ Circus” of Omaha, NE and a graduate of the Red Skelton Clown School of Vincennes, Indiana.  The course will cover the basics of juggling, makeup, clown magic, balloon artistry, skit writing and performing.  Note this course is about faith formation with the goal of producing Christian clowns for the “Life in Christ Circus” clown alley.  If you are interested please call Trinity Lutheran Church at 937-962-2741 and ask for Rev. Willy or email willynilly4fun@gmail.com for an application.  Classes begin January 13 , 2015.


Thursday, March 14, 2013

Valuable Stuff

Surely you have them, things on the dresser,
a beer mug from college, a cracked figurine
of an angel your sister gave you,
a small wooden box with special whatnots in it:
a token from a Scandinavian trolley, a peso,
your father’s cuff link, just one, a bit of ribbon
from your wedding invitation, a heart shaped rock.
Maybe on your dresser there are a picture or two.
An old yellow and blue photo of your parents
in the eighties, wearing brown, and one of
you and your sweetheart near the corner
of a house the year after your honeymoon,
looking wise and perfect and a little unsure,
with your dog, dead now, but in the photo
all there, though he does not know why.
Something about that photo is still in you,
you always want it there. You look at it.
Every time you dust the dresser
you move the box, the angel, the pictures,
the mug. You would never think
of not having them. They live there.
Imagine yourself, surrounded by
the ordinary little things in this life,
sitting here on God’s dresser.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

I ran across this poem by accident and thought it was cool.  It reminded me that I had started this blog long ago and when I went to look for it, behold it was still here.  Yea!  This poem reminds me of Vacation Bible School days.

Prayer Balloons

Gleeful whispers
Childish conversation
Tiny hands holding tight to thin golden strings
Then sudden silence
An old wise voice speaking
Saying a prayer
Hands releasing smooth ribbons
Then trying to claim them back
Red bumping into blue
A squeak as they try to blend
Green rising
Straight and proud
Indigo flying
Lazy and care-free
Tiny paper prayers carried by helium messengers
A flying rainbow
Driven by whispering breezes
Happy conversations
Occasional bursts of joyous laughter
Watching for your message
Till it vanishes
Over the horizon
Sun slowly sinking as they blow
And then they’re gone
Colorless dots in the sky
Beautiful balloons
Carrying the hopes and wishes
Of many small children